Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
If she sucks any more cock I swear she will be a spermivore
so sad. i just ate the last good 'n' plenty out of the bottom of my purse.
maybe it wasnt such a good idea to pregame our lease signing...
i can barely draw a stick figure let alone shave a heart into my pubes
i just sat down and hooked up with this girl. after she left i called over another girl and did the same. this happened about four more times and i never left my chair
Bought two parrots for us. I'm keeping them at the Bellagio.
WHY ARE YOU SMOKING WEED WHEN YOU JUST HAD A STROKE. AND MORE IMPORTANTLY WHY ARE YOU DOING IT WITHOUT ME.
My god this is going to ruin whatever Vegas left of our souls...
I just drove my booty call to his booty call, if that isn't spreading the love, I don't know what is.
The number of mornings I actually have to say out loud to myself "you must put pants on and go to work" to get motivated is...troubling.
No, next time he offers you a ride home, ask him about Batman. The result will always be road head.
someone commented on last weekends photos impressed that so many homeless people wanted to take pictures with us. weird that those "homeless people" are our friends... right?
My vagina cried when he left. I think she's about to be at war with my self respect.
I just group texted a dick pic. Wonder who'll respond back first. Ashley Stacey or my stepmom
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