Lol speaking of weird...he just sent me a naked pic of himself that said "meow" at the bottom.
Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
home. puking in laundry basket.
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
just ate frosted cheerios in coffee with some marshmellows. the college diet begins
At least a dozen asian tourists will be showing their friends pictures of me peeing off of Hoover Dam with a cop pointing his gun at me when they get home. I worry about the impact on their children.
Can you bring me a pair of sunglasses to the bathroom please... Don't judge me.
We convinced you to take a shot out of the sponge...there were still suds in it.
Is there a fine for having sex in the back of a zipcar?
I went to the haunted house just to see her - Hello new fetish!
I was literally convinced that the turkey wrap i was eating was keeping me alive. And i couldnt have been happier. That high.
I just figured out how I'm going to tie you to my bed. Hint: I may have to go to the auto parts store before you get here.
My life is literally the worst. I was just laughing so hard at how hot they looked feeding each other the brownies and then I was like DON'T CRY
His front door was open but I INSISTED on army crawling FOOT FIRST under the garage door. Then I peed the bed.
Something like, "Merry Christmas. I hope Santa shits in your mouth."?
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