anal on a first date. tsk tsk.
and when i screamed you came in my eye, i found out that everyone else in the room had only pretneded to be sleeping
Over it. He probably jacked off to bible verses last night. I don't want that
she said she'd get any tattoo I wanted ... so she's getting a large crossword puzzle as a tramp stamp. I'm the Einstein of doggy style
The neighbors are smoking hash and doing Julia Child impressions...again.
For the record I fully support drunken you in most social situations... Just not charity events.
Every day I regret the life decisions that led me to bank management and NOT being a coke addicted stripper. Every. Single. Day.
Hello everyone will one of you please inform me on why I woke up in a cardboard recycle dumpster with no shirt and a stuffed animal? I want to hear this explanation.
Your godly.
it's official, i know exactly what cross streets we're at by the bumps when i give him road head
i've hooked up with him and three of his roommates and not a single one of them knows about it..think its safe to say i found the silver lining in a boys inability to communicate
the only thing keeping me going right now is the knowledge that in 2 hours i'll be drunk at the circus.
i just found this napkin with your number on it in my jacket pocket. it reads amy, drawing of a wine bottle and a house
I warned you. Don't come crying to me when your vagina refuses to forgive you for this.
We will discuss everything tomorrow i presume. Including the sweaty naked tango.
he said "i'm the cat whisperer, watch". he took a hit from the pipe, grabbed the cat and blew the smoke in its ear. he grinned and the cat started purring. it was magnificent
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