tolerance is too high. going on a liquor strike. ghandi style.
I got cut off for calling the flower girl a slut. What are you doing?
I think im drinking tonight later on...which is good cuz i walked pass the liquor aisle the other day and i swear i heard a kid call me a pussy
Suuuuuuper drunk and just sang fuck her gently to the chiminea. I'm in bad shape.
I just reached for my seatbelt when I sat down to pee... Might be a little hungover.
He's more than prepared to help us move. Dude brought sunscreen, cans of Coke, and Captain Morgan.
Due to the events of st patties day last year I created a moral and ethical policy so that I won't get kicked out of the bar again. It mostly consists of not wearing pants so then I don't take them off at the bar.. and subsequently get kicked out.
Did not foresee holding down food at work today to be a struggle today
I woke up and found a doughnut on our front porch. It's not sketchy though. More like a gift from the gods.
Just to warn you I probably wont be able to do anything that involves standing up
The sound of my own breathing is making my head throb. That hungover.
she pretty much pinned my hand to her boob "on accident" for like 10 seconds before she moved. Waiting the rest of the night was just a formality.
if it wasn’t 100% before, it is now that i will most definitely die a quesadilla related death
I will not go because I am a man of my word and of my penis.
Sorry you saw my balls. Pregame includes a lot of shaving.
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