Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
woke up 7 floors down in the lobby...i my underwear. New high or new low?
New experience?
There is a man on the balcony beside me who claims he is a triceratops. He roared and asked me for a cigarette, telling me he'd eat me if I refused. I love college.
I've seriously contemplated telling him the baby isn't his just so I can meet Maury Povich
a stripper queefed in my friends mouth last night and it reminded me of you. miss you
they're making a venn diagram comparing gummi bears against gummi worms...is this what i have to sit thru to get free weed????
I made out with the bride. You tell me how my night was
Just threw the poptarts. Sgits boutta go Down. 1 liter of wine
Just stole a goat. Bringing it to your house to cock block. Blame the goat not me.
he told me he could still feel the blowjob i gave him last year
wow. THAT good huh
Who knew wearing a toga outside would provide for and infinite amount of dick to choose fron
You walked around in your costume going up to every guy saying "I'm a squirrel, give me your nuts"
Do you remember vividly describing the shape and girth of my cock to that girl last night?
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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