these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
I locked my keys in my car in front of planned parenthood. I'm terrified of going inside to ask to borrow a clothes hangar.
Just tell them you need to fix a mistake real quick.
I wake up every morning and wish that I didn't have to wear a bra
well hello there hangover. fancy meeting you here on this BRIGHT thursday morning.
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
He also has a monumental penis. It's unbelieveable. I'm sorry but he's perfect.
Yeah, I think they knew. I smelled like that telltale combination of strippers and Easter.
they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
come onnn, where's your sense of adventure?!
I left it in that guy's dorm room.
Nah, this is the University of Tennessee. She'll get the clap, and get busted for having pot in her dorm by spring break. This time next year she'll be part-timing at a community college as a nursing major. So predictable it hurts.
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
Not only did I get beyond cray cray this weekend. My body has nursed itself to plentiful and impeccable health. Fuck you world, I am back.
Please come over here so I can show off my beard, talk to you about how quantum computing is actually a symptom of interstellar physics, and then put my head under your dress
I'm sorry but it's something you and your A cups wouldn't understand.
My FIANCE just told me he thought you were the prettiest out of all my friends YOU WHORE
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