Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
No, we're smoking outside. We're hot boxing the world.
i'm pretty sure god just pointed at me and laughed
I mean, keeping the tube socks on AND taking cell phone pictures that he didn't ask for during sex? that's two strikes kiddo.
How do i tell my boyfriend " I'm taking the two weeks im in Europe to fuck my way across 9 countries" in a way where we will still be together?
it's like his penis is God's way of saying "sorry about his face"
But i don't feel like talking to him right now. I woke up an hour ago to a picture of his penis and I AM NOT A MORNING PERSON.
I might have been the first person to be rolling balls at a referee seminar
I think cutting a patient out of a owl costume is a first for those guys. It's a good story at least.
She sprained her ankle last night trying to flash me.
Sorry you felt insulted last night let me rub your butt in remorse
Homophobes nationwide are huddled in their bunkers tonight and I can't stop giggling. Could be the wine.
I feel like you can't break up with someone on 420. It's against stoner code
COME HERE AND I WILL SUCK YOUR COCK UNDER THE LIGHT OF THIS BEAUTIFUL ELECTRICITY
ALL I WANT IS SEMEN IN/ON/AROUND MY BODY. WHY IS HE MAKING THIS SO HARD.
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