I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
trying to figure out who visited the hillshire farms website enough for it to be in my top sites.
Andrew is trying to convince me that i took your virginity. Please tell me he is lying.
define virginity.
People were autographing me. I'm like the spring break yearbook
no. i just ate a whole thing of hot dogs. me and regret are sleepng alone tonigh.
I'm drinking rum and coke straight from the 2 liter bottle.
So I have some interesting news. The pizza guy called the cops on me...
U shoulda just taken her to a stall and banged her and let me watch the game. Some friend u r.
he just left. I blew him in my kitchen while my parents slept down the hall. Welcome back home!
we hotboxed my bathroom. with nine people and two dogs.
Im having a christmas reunion party tonight. Last year i ate my own contact. We'll see how this year goes
Well I never thought in the future I'd be able to say "hey remember that Easter I made porn?"
That which doesn't kill you gives you an excuse to get shitfaced later
Haha it's harder than you'd think to come up with ways to turn your penis into a Christmas drawing
CTFD. There’s plenty of dick in the sea! This is Vegas, we import dick. \nWorst case scenario we get a rental penis
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