you were convinced campus grass and foliage would give you your daily serving of vegetables to balance out the amount of alcohol you drank.
She needs to learn what's it like to have sex with someone and regret it the next day.
I feel like after all he sees, the dog needs to get baptized.
She left scratches down my back from her wedding ring. Her husband seems like a nice guy though, judging by the scratches it had to be at least a carat.
i woke up next to a ladle and a packet of chocolate biscuits that my face had melted into one giant biscuit.
We defiantly won best dressed in the ER tonight
In all fairness I didnt see your dick because it was already in her
Just did lines off your face, congrats on getting in the magazine bro
I woke up next to him fully clothed but my thong was around his neck. Polling to decide if we had sex or not starts now.
I can taunt you with whatever I want. Like batman and sex.
At least I made out with him before he made out with that dog...
I think that all guys are assholes, some of them just have less assholeish qualities that we accept in our lives and that we can look past enough to deal. They have to be a pretty special asshole.
AHHHHHHHHH. I LEFT A GLASS NEXT TO ME WHEN I FELL ASLEEP I'M SO SURE IT WAS WATER BUT NOW IT'S VODKA JESUS MADE A STOP
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
Randomize
