Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
he asked me what things i liked that he did in bed, and i told him all the things i hated so he would use it on that new bitch and she wouldnt hook up with him anymore.
you for real need to get over him dude
last night this guy was hitting on me by showing me the famous people he had in his contacts on his cell... when he asked me if i knew lindsay lohan, i said "whose that? sounds asian"
there's just a random girl here singing about how much she loves fiber
he just left. I blew him in my kitchen while my parents slept down the hall. Welcome back home!
We sold so many girl scout cookies when we were little. What went wrong?
But on the up side she uprooted a whole peony plant from the hotel downtown and said, "I brought you flowers"
It's legal now for me to leave my boyfriend and marry you.
Because if not I was going to quote Ryan Lochte as punishment
Thank god I got my shit together
He asked me what I wanted the cake to say and I then asked him if "I'm sorry for throwing up in your bed last night" was too long. He said it was...
Would it be inappropriate to rub one out in the gym shower? I mean, technically, I pay $80 a month to do what I want so could they really say anything?
Shower is fine. Steam room is shady. I've probably done both at one point in my life so I can't be used as a good reference.
We had a company shotgunning beers contest in the parking lot today, and I won. God bless America!
Is it something I'm going to want to hug you for or slap you for?
It was a crazy night: tears were shed, blood was spewed, and bottles were emptied.
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