what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
My dad assaulted a TSA agent this morning. Shut down airport security. Don't tell me that your family is embarrassing.
Theres a truck parked on the front yard and i just want to take this opportunity to tell you now that it is not my fault.
she made sit in a corner, drink nothing but water and told me she was worried about me because i picked up an irish guy at a taxi rank. says the girl who invented tequila night and fucked a guy in a park across the street from a sweet sixteenth.
if i got ashes i think they'd burn a hole into my head with the amount of sins i've committed this year alone and it's only february
You would be too ashamed to ever love me again if you saw the filth I just created. It brings unspeakable dishonor to the nacho dynasty. Like I raped the king's daughter, cut off her hands and made him eat them that's how hard I fucked up nachos.
I was more than drunk as hell I have rug burn on my elbows from ninja roles on the ground..
I gave him head in my cape. On the kitchen floor. Watching a show about bacon.
THIS CHICK IS LIKE SOME SORT OF HOOKER HOUDINI.
I'm in my bed. Snow angles in fresh sheets. don't even try to get me out tonight.
I have not brushed my hair. I'm wearing a yoga hoodie. I look like I slept in a gutter somewhere. Today is going to be a good day.
Just did coke off my highschool yearbook. Not much has changed in 5 years.
There are leaves in my underwear?
My life is a random series of events connected only by bottles of Seagram's 7
Well, I was arguably the most sober adult in the house by 1 in the afternoon, so I'd say Superbowl Shitshow was a success.
Randomize
