well that was a long night...
dude, you were pretty messed up... what happened?
no idea... but i still woke up with my pirate hat on
i think i'm in class. and blacked out.
there should be a national holiday dedicated to how high i am
we've progressed from teabagging to lighting eachothers asses on fire. this cannot be a good path.
All he said was "Yeah, there's a lot of air down there. And penis."
I just noticed that my shirt smells like coffee after eating out a Barista
He told me I handled myself pretty well considering how drunk I was. He failed to realize that the lollipop I had was one I found on the ground a few minutes before hand.
Want to know what makes for a better story than treehouse sex? Getting busted during treehouse sex
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
NATIONAL GIVE A BOSTON COP A BLOW JOB BITCH ROAD TRIP NOW
while he was teaching, every time he said "wet" he would look at me, that's what you get for sleeping with the professor's assistant
I am in an eBay bidding war over a build a bear one direction tshirt, this is who you choose to bone
In other news my pubic hair is covered in glitter.
In case you're wondering... Yes walmart will judge you for buying vodka and pickles at 645am.
Never underestimate the power of titties
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