And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
Looks like I will be paying for the roofie I slipped myself in 9 months.
I have to brush my teeth today to feel like I did something.
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
I'm customer of the month for a 3rd time now at the Wine store. I've achieved so much in my life
You drunk invited us to do an intervention for you.
Her exstacy made her nickname everyone David. Nobody knows who the fuck she's talking to so we just say no to everything she says. She's crying.
i think he saw me take a picture of his dick
He wrote on the paper that he wanted a "Ptitty burreto" from taco bell...when we ordered it the girl paused and entered "Potatoe burrieto"....we laughed
Apparently he proposed after he saw me chug vodka out of a traffic cone.
First you say "it can't get any worse" and the next thing you know you've shat yourself on Christmas Eve.
Dude it's SB. It's a proven fact that all you need to survive on is beer, weed, chips and maybe some amphetamines
How are you feeling today?
Like Satan handed me a grenade and ass sandwich.
Juice tastes so weird without alcohol
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