just tell him he has love handles, he'll die of insecurity
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
rhymes with "ouble enetration"
I have a story that starts with Nutella and ends with sex in the laundry building at RIT.
i just woke up to 15 people singing a whole new world
So, after having sex with my 4th overweight girl in 2 weeks, I've decided Charlie Sheen syndrome is ruining my life.
Just got an email from TMobile. Said they were going to pursue "more qualified" candidates. So this is what rock bottom feels like.
He started crying and showing me pictures of his ex. she was really pretty. It's an honor to have shared a penis with her.
I'm going to look like a jackass in the Mexican newspaper tomorrow.
My kindergarten teacher served me... All coming full circle
Lets ignore the fact that you want to turn your dorm room into a sex dungeon and focus on the real issues here.
You kept running up to married couples, taking their pictures and begging for them not to get divorced
Definitely just realized I wore a shirt that says "building leaders for Christ" to a hookup. Roll tide.
You just managed to turn Doctor Seuss into a sext. I really like you now.
She came out of the bathroom listening to her iPod and crying. Then she started scream 'she will be loved'. She seems to be handling the break up well lol
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