On friday while at the hotel bar by myself (creepy) I made friends w/ a millionaire who said he may be running for the position of mayor in richmond va (likely a lie). At one point during our discourse he asked if I was crazy. In the effort of full disclosure I looked him in the eye and said yes
I don't know what prompted his inquiry, clearly this man had impeccable intuition
i was so drunk that i ate a carrot out of her guiena pig's cage and thought it was normal
I wish the holidays was like a drive thru. Get in. Get your presents. Get out.
some random kid just walked into our apartment with two cases... I don't know who he is but I like him
We had a race to see who could chug their vodka tonic faster. College doesn't seem to be working for me... I'm getting exponentially dumber
If I don't wake up hungover in a ditch Monday morning I will consider my halloween a failure
Currently in the bathroom stall of a gay bar in new haven giving myself an anti throw up pep talk
I hurt so much. Not in the emotional way, but in the I went to dive bars sorta way.
well he somehow got his hand stuck in some bike spokes trying to reach for a blunt he dropped and that's NOT the reason he's in the hospital...?
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
It's 7am. I'm making pizza & watching the Matrix. I will not be bothered.
To answer your next question, yes, I'm drunk.
i believe in u and ur pee
You tore a poster off a lamppost and ATE IT. That drunk.
last night I learned that if you try to buy tacos in this town, that you will be stopped by three cop cars with breathalizers
Its like a glacier coming out of my asshole.
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