i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
Katie Perry lied, you can't just wake up and shake the glitter off your clothes.
Sacagawea was the original milf.
first day of class and my professor asked me if i was going to come to class drunk all semester.
Breaking personal boundaries is my trademark
I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.
Of all the shitty people we associated with, you should be happy that I'm the one fucking your cousin. Sorry.
he signed me a blank check so today i get to decide if i want to be a saint or a millionaire
Smoked a joint with my old camp counselor and now we're going to a strip club. There is a god.
you walked around drinking beer out of a plunger and telling people it was a goblet...
Stealing, and booze. If only you added meaningless sex with random people you would have wrapped all your life passions together
I should come with a warning like "do not feed me tequila or cocaine, I will ruin the party and cry"
I don't care if his family has ties to the mafia, you go over there, ride his dick until it breaks off, put his dick back on, and keep on riding. Lather, rinse, repeat.
Thanks for the support, sis.
I think I found my saving grace in the form of a beard at the bar.
So glad I can hide money in my wallet and drunk me is too stupid to find it. Hangover sushi ftw.
Randomize