Did u know that at any givin time there r 46,948,952 drunk people in the world? Were not alone
i woke up this morning in my bathroom,naked, with my boxers around my face and puke and shit on the floor and wondering why i didn't have a toenail on my one big toe.
compared to you, a hobo is quite responsible.
so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
I think the phrase "baptist college" should be an oxymoron.
Oh I forgot to tell you one of the little boys in my preschool class was wearing a Hooters tank top today.
I'm lonelier than Tom Hanks in Cast Away, right meow. Ready to make this bong my Wilson.
His wife made me pancakes and let me borrow a clean shirt. Should I drop his class or use this to my advantage
I just spent 10 min explaining to my mom how orange is a strange color. I think she knows
lets go to sea world and you can just hit on every guy in a wetsuit until you get lucky
Also, McDonald's breakfast is now 24/7. This is it. This is how I die. Face first in a pile of hashbrowns.
there is a guy with a glowstick staff outside my house
Jesus I was next level high last night having a mental epiphany about the state of Virginia
Is it normal for a guy to send you a dick pic along with “He misses you”
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