They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
My friend's 9-year-old son just informed me that for a cop station, you can't use a shotgun; you have to use a machine gun. Thank you, Grand Theft Auto, for single-handedly corrupting our youth.
Nothing like studying in the College of Communication to make you realize how smart you are.
Hurry there's a dancing lesbian. She's a jumper and has impeccable jazz hands.
If it's not soft enough to fuck on, then we're not getting the new rug.
She is screaming bc she thinks you jumped out the window...please show her you just went out for a smoke
And don't try to lose a condom in me tonight. My vagina is not a storage compartment where you can just leave something and try and use it again later in the week.
But that's fine. Because I am an independent woman who is going to pull some jane Goodall shit and save the world one day......or be a porn star......either way they are going to wish they had fucked me.
We can talk about your dick in my throat after a decision is made, this is my hair we're talking about. .. shit's important.
I know but we're going to blackout city so it'll probably be warm there
bitch dont make me pour hotsauce in your vagina
He's actually really cute and seems like a good guy. And given that he likes lots of drugs, he could come in handy.
Going to give your dick a friendship bracelet.
Excuse you? I'm an asshole at least 90% of the time. Get it right.
sorry didn’t mean to call you, i was just trying to put the t-rex emoji beside your name
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