Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
why did u let me go home with him last night?
u were determined it was a good idea
hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
and pubic hair rears its ugly head again
Definitely just saw the guy I went on a date with Friday night dressed in medeival knight gear on the quad preparing for battle. Oh my God.
I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
Not much, just taking another sorting hat quiz while waiting for this porno to finish buffering
I consider any night I don't make out with someone a bad night. So I've been great.
I don't remember coming in last night, but apparently I ate a piece of pizza because when I woke up I had pizza crust stuck to the back of my thighs.
The man who almost made us Eskimo sisters is getting married. Of course I'll be your date. We need to toast the end of his sex life!
Do you ever have one of those days when your breasts are just fucking awesome?
Hi, I put a dog in your house, I hope it's yours.
One of the finest moments in my life was when I was puking in between my legs as I was shitting, and thought to myself "hmm this shall be called shomiting."
I did just chug a pint glass of wine during a solid round of masterbation, so I believe I am ready for bingo.
You spilt a drink on my couch, then used my dog to mop it up... you called her a mop dog, repeatedly
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