Spencer Pratt, I WILL beat the shit out of you someday, I Promise
No, that was before the police came, but after the hooker.
taking a shot every time they compare curling to a real sport
he passed out on the stove with a cup in his hand. yes the pictures are hilarious
He spent most of his night trying to convince people that he had changed and was no longer a sleazebag...he had his nut hanging out of his pants about an hour later.
For my job application I just put "community gardener- personal business" for my previous work experience in place of the neighborhood pot grower/distributor
He was very impressed that you could put your hair in a ponytail by yourself while throwing up.
He is making me drink his THC water out of a milk jug.
I'll just have to do enough fangirling for the both of us. Nipples engaged.
We're both great liars, in committed relationships, and horny. Its the perfect storm of cheating
It's six am and her daughter just walked in on her mom and roomful of naked people playing strip spoons. glad Im apart of that childhood memory....
The profile of her ass is just unreal. Weird way to use profile I know, but never more accurate
She told me she was the Publishers Clearing House of Dicks. Two dicks a day, everyday for life.
Did I, at any point last night, say I was dying?
Did you make it home alright?
No I'm sitting under a tree by a cricket. He's alone crying out for someone to Fuck him. This guy gets me.
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