I have a feeling we are going to become cougars together.
i was so high i thought his mole came off and was flying around
mimosa in my stainless steel water bottle. going green is not that bad.
It will be a surprise...all i can say is stripper clown
you figure out which one you wanna sleep with, & I'll sleep with the other one. problem solved
There was a punch bowl full of straight vodka. Glass bowl, ladle, vodka, and no punch at all. It was something of a rough night
she pulled the sheets over her head to blow me but the static kept making little lightning bolts and I was too high and got really scared she was going to electrocute me.
all i could think about while he was eating me out was how pretty his eyelashes were
this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
please tell me we weren't that bad as freshmen
i can't, we're worse now
How many other adults do you think have slept naked under the Winnie the Pooh blanket sober?
Our group of friends now have more broken bones than reasonable excuses for why they're broken.
I totally straight up jacked your pants. I am so sorry.
Kinda awkward to hear your aunt complain about loose women when you're in town to be a stunt dick for a swingers convention. Just sayin.
I'm gonna guess ur still high cus last night at like 3am my pillows were morphing into cats and I kept trying to pet them
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