dude that girl has seen more cock ends then weekends
Watching a deaf couple have an argument in the mall. Can't bring myself to look away.
Just come over and take your pants off. 35 mins tops. You'll be home before midnight cinderella
there has got to be a maximum amount of semen a person can take in before they get some kind of poisoning.
Im not spending 10 to get hit on by potential transexuals even if they are cuter than most of the girls I dated.
I pretty much have hash tequila and gelato for dinner every night
I just burped jalapeños and cum. That was the most disgusting thing ever.
Do me a favor. Next time I think it's a good idea to take pulls from the handle, yell "FALCON PUNCH" and uppercut me in the taint. My future liver thanks you.
I'm gonna rob all up in that cradle
I dont' remember leaving St. Cloud, getting home, or apparently directing traffic in the middle of the fucking street while black out drunk.
Idk I was embarrassed that I hit it too hard so I played it off by spitting out bong water like a 'whales blowhole'
He just didn't want his drunk dick pulled out of his windbreaker at the family party
Yeah I knew you'd like him. He's emotionally and physically self destructive.
We would have so much to talk about!
Want to have dinner and we can talk about how my vagina can make you feel better?
When you puked on me I said to you "we will just say that you threw some mostacholi at me"
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