Would we rather be in rehab with the drug addicts or the girls with low self esteem?
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
Just used the salt in the bottom of my mcdonalds bag from last night on the eggs i made this morning. Way too hungover for this
It's the eternal vodka... it never seems to go away
I'll be there. With Doritos and whisky. Don't expect much more.
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
You could make a naked club. One member, you. One president, you.
He crawled outside into the bushes to throw up. He's just laying there now but he says he'll be ready to come home if we just give him five
Just got biofeeze on my vag. Weirdest sensation everrr. Can't decide if I want to cum or cry
As Scar once said. Be prepared! For the shit show of what's coming tonight
it is shots o' clock and I am never late
You kicked my dad IN THE NUTS right when he walked in.
Sorry, man. Thought he was a cop.
Just got home, my brothers stoned and he got a high score on COD.. He just asked me if I wanted to have a celebrational yogurt with him. Wtf?
Still fucking the ballerina?
She can put her legs behind her head.
Enough said
Let's just grow old together and be the crazy ladies that sit on the park bench, drinking booze from flasks and loudly talk about people who walk by.
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