the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
I wish we had a justin bieber to wanna fuck when we were younger... But noooo we just had hanson
there needs to be a build-a-bong store...
i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
just left a line of flour and citric acid on the dresser for my roommate to find. teach that bastard to steal my coke!
i have one question about last night
if this is about your fridge being filled with hotdogs, sour cream, and PB&J open-faced sandwiches, i can explain
I can't remember where my feet are. All I can see are colors, and all I can feel is terror. The lollipop was a bad idea.
you peed off the balcony at your sisters and asked someone below to catch it with a cup
Ok let me just clear up this blowjob thing first so we can talk about your grandpa
Two chicks walked outta his room and all he did was beat his chest like LeBron and yell, "And 1!"
There was a point where you were singing "Friends in Low Places" to yourself while Juicy J was playing so I got worried.
I'm alittle affraid you might be dead, seeing how your work party is in an hour and you haven't answered me? I mean I'm picturing you 1. Passed out in your car covered in fries or 2. On a boat in a box to Mexico covered in coke. Please let it be number 1. And aren't we going to your work party?
It's situations like these that make me climb out of windows
I got poked in the eye with a penis last night. How's your day?
Sorry I drunk. I wouldn’t eat those pancakes. I think I put glitter in them.
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