Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
i love marijuana more then i could love a human baby.
my sister just canceled her nose job because she thought it would hurt too much
It'll hurt less than being alone
she refused to get out of the dog cage till we sang "be our guest" to her.
You're like the curious george of whores
He gave me a trycicle he stole from a kid as an "offering" to have sex. I couldnt say no when he went through all that.
Don't you realize there's more to life than sex and pizza rolls?
The world is a different place when I'm actually having sex
Woke up in bushes at UT didn't know I was Austin last night
I never thought I would have to arrest my own parents on a sunday night
How old am I that I had to sneak a boy out of my room this morning...
i'm sitting in bed scratching my boobs and wearing a sparkly fedora and have no one to blame but myself
Just had a reminder come up that just said "Ham"
He eats kale on the regular. Do I look like a bitch that wants to eat kale. No. Give me some Boston market.
Well it was okay until he pinned my arms over my head and I found the loaded pistol tucked behind the bed... THIS IS WHY WE DON'T FUCK BOYS IN MONTANA ANYMORE
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