we went to a bar last night, drank beer in plastic cups. I took pics w/a random kid i pulled into a photobooth & i have easy mac in my purse. I belong here.
drank two beers while on the toilet at home during lunch break. new high or new low, not sure
:O -> O: ... that's emoticon for "he threw up in my mouth while we were making out"
I mean I'm basically single. Or maybe just an asshole. Either way.
i should probably find things i have in common with someone besides drinking, before having sex with them
Well, let's see..I held him while he cried for 30-40 minutes, woke up on his couch AND he gave me a ride home in his underwear. Shit show is not even the half of it.
How are you going to come here and fuck on our couch ? That's everyones couch
He's tying my arms above my head and all I can think is that I should've shaved my armpits
Molly I still can't believe u puked in that guys hands and still got laid
I woke up this morning and had to retrieve my clothes from the flagpole, they were using my boxers as a makeshift rally flag for drinking. Yeah last night was a success.
I think I came out of my blackout as I was ordering wine from the private wedding reception.
It’s just hard to believe you really care about me when u haven’t touched my dick in 2 months
You cannot steal the fun of my nakedness. You do not own my nakedness. My nakedness is my sole property and I share that fun with whom I choose.
I love friends. Friendship is wonderful. I wish the rain was my friend
I just got fed by 3 guys. I love my job.
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