Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
God dammit. Now I'm pissed at Arizona, while feeling bad for my poor, poor penis.
Boobs. All I remember is boobs.
he swears he got herpes from a bowl of soup
Most sexually ambiguous night of my life. Kept switching from the NBA finals to the Tonys.
I couldn't tell if they ere dancing or fucking but they won the costume contest
We left the bar and you kept yelling "ONWARD SCION, TO GLORY!!"
Home-made laxative recipe: activia yogurt and tequila shots. Any ratio ought to work.
Started the 4th with a foursome. I don't know if it gets more festive than that. #MERICA
the last thing I remember is taking a pull of ever clear and chasing it with vodka
It's best not to have your booty call on social media. So if they post stupid shit, you still want to fuck them.
Why the fuck am I at this dorm meeting? I don't pay $50,000 a year to stay sober.
Maybe? I'm not shaving my pubes for a maybe type of night.
You coming to give me head and eat tacos?
Does it look too obvious if I buy wine and candles!?! In my defense there is a gigantic snow storm coming.
Randomize
