Where are I am going home with Ryan
I don't know who this or Ryan is but it is probably too late to talk you out of it
It's a beautiful day for a hangover
so i was just informed that i sang that song "pop that pussy ayyy pop that pussy" at the halloween party saturday. iembarrassing.
dude, i was at the student union last night trying to study but some retarded sorority spent an hour voting on the color of the seasons shirts like it was a UN meeting- someone motioned purple, someone objected, and half an hour later after 2 recounts they decided on purple
No she hasen't showed up to my place yet, last I heard she was puking as she was walking without stopping near the park.
I did shrooms last night. My drug checklist is complete, I can finally graduate.
Best dream ever last night. You moved here. Your Spanish name meant highway. Your favorite food was styrofoam.
Please tell me that's his leg and you didn't really just send me a picture of your dog's dick
I'm at the perfect height to walk up to the corner of my mom's stove and rest my balls on it. Just thought you'd like to know they're warm.
We smoked a bowl in front of the abortion clinic shouting Obama at the protestors.
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
Word my sister pulled through for me and brought vodka shooters for the plane. its about to be a sloppy 4 hours
I'm floating on a 30mph cloud right now not giving a fuck
i feel as though me waking up and asking her if i went to the hospital was a sign that i was not okay
You shouted “im bobby labonte!” In the process of shoutgunning a beer. He said you were too redneck for him...
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