i just ordered a pitcher of margaritas for me and a friend but she called and canceled. oh well, looks like im getting trashed alone.
the waiter who hardly speaks english told me "i go get your medicine now"
this medicine is soooo good.
So she stayed over last night and slept walked in to my moms room where she used the bathroom and then proceeded to get in bed with my moms naked boyfriend. So yeah, at least now my family got to meet her.
we usually just have an Easter beer hunt and never end up at church anyways
I fell alseep but then some dude picked me up. Comforter and all stuck a blunt in my mouth and carried me back downstairs because "I wasn't done partying"
ive been a drunken mess for the last 5 days. i feel like a 19 year old again
there are people swimming in the fountain next to the library... hello senior week
It's like all my brain cells are screaming at me.
I'm dying.
At what point does "I'm too high to deal with you right now" stop being rude?
Hes a nice guy and all but I'm only interested in his drunken alter ego.
It's fun yes. But hard on the body. I woke up with her purse, socks and one of her shoes in my room. The other shoe was outside. What the fuck were we doing last night?
I can't find a song to express how gay I'm feeling.
I think there is a legit party going on the place we thought was AA
You think I'll get the "I used to stick it to your daughter" discount?
decided to jump from one of the levels of the Westin chicago Nortghwest. it was worth the broken legs.
i told her we had a class about unicorns together. i'd say it was a good night
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