there needs to be a "man fax report". like car fax. type in the guys name and bday and up pops all the bad shit he's ever done.
4 feet of snow. teaching the cats how to snow swim. throwing them off the porch and seeing what happens.
We had sex in the ocean but the tide took our clothes away too. Its no fun walking back to the dorm wearing only a beach blanket between you.
let me put this in terms we both understand. he was the crunchwrap supreme of men--the perfect combo of all things manly, gooey and delicious. and ready for instant enjoyment.
You said you couldnt get the condom on but "its the thought that counts"
How did you get the entire couch up on it's side and into the bathroom?
the story is to long to tell you via txt so when you notice the tattoo on your ass call me.
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
Ye. Looking like it's about to be one of those mythical responsible weekends
So heartbroken my rebound has a rebound
How many other adults do you think have slept naked under the Winnie the Pooh blanket sober?
should i save it for someone special or be a feminist and be like "my vagina doesnt define me"
get your sex hands out of my capn crunch
I got copblocked.
What?
Cockblocked. By a cop. Copblocked.
scotch tastings during the week is a baaad idea. i woke up w no pants but wearing my winter coat
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