Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
the girl next to me in class just threw up in a waterbottle during our exam.
They just sang me a song about how small my dick is in front of the whole bar
i've decided that sluts are like cars. they may look good as hell on the outside, but you never know what kind of shit is hiding under the hood.
I just randomly started counting the number of guys that I've hooked up with that are now gay. 11.
You're going to have to tell him your name isn't Ivor McTruckson eventually.
And if it was a miscarriage you should figure out whose it was. He must be an alphamale for his offspring to sustain life this long in the amusement park that is your body
To be honest i'm almost glad he got arrested. His girlfriend and i kept making out so i'm pretty sure the alternative was a threesome. Now we're just the trashy girls who visit him in jail.
It's 4 am here and I just vomited myself awake....Not rising OR shining any time soon
Of course I fucked him. He's a professional beat boxer, his entire job is to do complicated shit with his tongue.
She sent me nudes via email. What the fuck are we still in the 90s? Grow up
I saw a spider on my bed and my first reaction was to throw my weed bag to safety
The fact that you screamed, "Alf is my spirit animal!" is proof enough that we're too old for peyote.
I'm eating a bagel on the toilet and watching porn. Trust me, I've got my priorities straight.
I wouldn't have found her if it wasn't for the vomit trail leading into my brother's room.
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