My first STD was from a foam party
Checked out the free sonogram van on campus and got a free DVD of my sweet food baby.
Get over here. It's an emergency. Just realized I haven't hd my mouth on a penis in two weeks. Get over here.
90 persent of me said don't pee on that fake plant. Buyt i did
I'm so prepared to puke on walk of shame tomorrow that I'm putting a toothbrush and toothpaste in my purse the night before. And to think, my dad thought I wouldn't make it in college.
Dude just pulled his dick out and started stroking it and making s sound like cocking a shotgun....wtf was in those e pills
our friendships a beautiful delicate flower...that has been crushed by peni
She kept calling herself DJ McDonalds and said she wanted to make some Egg McMusic.
Holy Hangover.. I'm marrying whoever put this water by my bed
My FitBit tracked the calories I burned during sex. Hello 2015!
I'll probably just end up banging you in your parents marital bed,in their honor of course.
He was like 120 lbs and 20 of that was penis
He's going to be in the air guitar championships in june. Need I say more.
...blackout vacation is awesome. Where did you end up? I think i'm in Miami.
Hospital.
These girls next to us are doing shots called bath salts. Sadly this is the classiest bar I've been to since i moved to PA
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