Asian hipster sighting. About to tackle him and ask him to take me to chinatown
If this place produced love children they would be born wearing Lilly Pullitzer with raging coke addictions.
im like that movie w. ryan reynolds, no ones ever going to date me unless they're forced to marry me.
we need to drink 2009 down the drain
Sign #1 that I'm not ready to be a mother: I'm shopping for "maternity fishnets".
It' a whole new level of walk of shame. I'm carrying his sheets since I have a washer/dryer.
I'm considering failing out of my last semester of college just so I can keep fucking him.
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
You guys can't keep having sex with them and cleaning their house! They're never going to take you seriously!
Things I have learned since the start of my first college spring break: do not fart in an enclosed space (such as a shower stall) when hungover. You will throw up. More lessons to follow as week continues.
Ahh you know it's going to be a long day when you mistake a beer for a sprite at 10:30 in the morning while babysitting
I've already made the "blackout on move in day" decision
That's the last time I get in a car with six rappers headed to god knows where.
Fastest way to get judgmental looks on a Sunday morning: wear sunglasses inside carrying a case of beer and thin mints at the grocery store. May or may not have ran into the glass door.
Gotta love Minnesota
My mom legitimately hired a private eye on me. DO YOU KNOW HOW EXCITING MY LIFE JUST GOT???
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