I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
did the walk of shame from ex-boyfriend's room only to find other ex-boyfriend sitting in the living room. some people shouldn't be allowed to be friends.
some people shouldn't be allowed to be desperate.
i woke up this morning in my bathroom,naked, with my boxers around my face and puke and shit on the floor and wondering why i didn't have a toenail on my one big toe.
compared to you, a hobo is quite responsible.
fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
You know im sick of people that are still obsessed w obama. that was sooooo last year
i have a "get your shit together" dinner with my parents tonight. After that ill be down to party
After giving the pizza guy directions you told him to look for the big stupid looking kid outside in purple
you'll be horrified to know he's visiting next weekend
You two are a rollercoaster of sex and silence.
Eating cold pizza and drinking a beer for breakfast while standing in a hotel window naked is how I say hello September...
Cut a hole in the crotch of my onesie so we could have sex without me getting cold. Best decision of my life.
I woke up on top of his counter next to a pot of boiling water and an empty package of ramen... what happened to the ramen, we will never know.
How do we stop her downward spiral?
Wine. For us.
I asked him if we could switch positions so I could watch the Olympics... I'd say date number two is a miss
I woke up and sent him a text that said 'I'm sorry forever'
I just watched someone put a diaper on a cat..I'm to high for this.
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