How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
Asian chick on skype stripping for me. Hold on give few min
Jus posted an album so big that it takes my manhood into question
Her boyfriend only talks to me because I know her period schedule
Article 1, law 1, section 1 of the apartment 25 party handbook: tarp will be purchased prior to any and all future parties. Aforementioned tarp will be placed on floor. Any and all sick patrons must relocate to tarp preceding the event of expulsion of bodily fluids. Failure to do so will result in ejection of guilty patron and banishment of the accused from succeeding party. All patrons must read and sign a copy before entry is granted.
No im just getting a road beer. You got my pants?
She gave me what I will now dub a "hurricane sandy". Loud, wet and sloppy BJ that made me want to stay home and complain about shit on the Internet
while he was teaching, every time he said "wet" he would look at me, that's what you get for sleeping with the professor's assistant
she keeps a switchblade in her panty drawer... i am both terrified and slightly turned on
I don't know if dry shampoo will fix the decisions we made last night.
Fair warning: I will be throwing corn dogs at you every time I see you this week.
WHO ARE THESE GUYS WHY AN ORGRY ON A MONDAY LMAO
I'm sorry for breaking our door. And being a bitch about it.
Your amazing boobs made me fall in love with boobs. I never cared about boobs you should be proud
Turns out your granddad is cooler than you. We're taking him on our New year's eve pub crawl instead. Sorry.
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