You work out of a Hotel?
I woke with a ring of glitter around my dick.... I kinda don't want to wash it off
i saw his dick when we were four, so thats kind of ruined for me now
This show inspires me to have sex in space
shes trying to book us all flights to Ireland..I let her get mine and yours but stopped her when she tried booking the guy next to her at the library
I'm being an old woman and getting trashed in a night gown in public...of course it's going to be fun
$645 later, she's throwing up in my washroom and asking for a cab. Hooker are soooo much cheaper.
I ran into my boss at the liquor store on our lunch hour we both just stood there awkwardly until i was like your car bar or mine hahaha we both need a cab
I HAVE NEVER BEEN FRIENDZONED IN MY LIFE AND THIS GIRL IS GOING TO MAKE ME QUESTION EVERYTHING. LIKE A GODDAMN CUNT. A WONDERFUL, BEAUTIFUL, MAJESTIC, LESBIAN CUNT.
Needless to say, I woke up on the bathroom floor wearing the dress that my mom wore to the wedding. That open bar stole my soul.
Exactly best part of my night he took of his shirt and surprise traveler fanny pack
I think my sex life is about to turn into a war on two fronts
It's like all the guys I keep around if I wanna have sex with all got mad at the same time. I guess I'll get out my vibrator again.
I need water and some morals
someone just "made it rain" kraft processed sliced cheese. i forgot what it was like to be home...
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