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(843): View more from South Carolina

if i dont get laid while im dressed as Tim Tebow, i'm just staying true to the costume.

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(703): View more from Virginia

Remember when the only STD we had to worry about were hickies? Those were the days

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(201): View more from New Jersey

just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.

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(484): View more from Pennsylvania

I just found a bagel and a condom in my coat pocket. I love blackouts

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(405): View more from Oklahoma

just woke up in the hotel with gummi bears all around me and someone took the tv

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we took the tv and as for the gummi bears don't eat them you put em in her vagina

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(626): View more from California

All i have left of him are the magnum X-Large condoms he left in my room, knowing full well that no other guy I hook up with will be able to fill his shoes. He taunts me.

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(413): View more from Massachusetts

He kept dropping hints about giving me crabs. Like he called my pubes a nest and said he "hoped there weren't any eggs in there."

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(847): View more from Illinois

It's like some sort of initiation to finger one of them... so I did it. And got high fived afterwards like a dozen times.

(224): View more from Illinois

Those were right hand only?

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(248): View more from Michigan

I don't know why, but whenever I shave my balls I feel more aerodynamic.

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