her teeth looked like a whores toenails, i was too horrified to
Had a drunk dream about being in a six story taco bell. Oh my god the menu was incredibleeee
You are right. The scrape marks on her ass are from her breaking the doggy door by crawling through it.
If he shows up in a "mount n dew" me shirt im throwing him to the lesbians
We have a pile of chopped wood here that suggests we may have chopped down a tree of some sort.
I may have tried to encourage people to play a new game I invented last night. I called it Super Quarters. Like regular quarters, only using an AA medallion.
I found him in the kitchen singing German metal into a banana while simultaneously mixing brownie batter. He didn't have any pants on.
Human centipede...with the teletubbies. That's what my nightmare had in it.
I don't even want to know.
I called you a cum goblin in my voicemail. I stand by it.
She knew the head wasn't all that so she gave me her taco. I'm will in to give her a second chance.
I still have a little drunk in my system
now to finish some work and then i think i'll work out. or garden. or at the very least I'll continue eating frozen grapes and take more drugs
It's the kind of dick you travel across the country for
you've already made the comitment to pee in public you should at least whip your dick out
I woke up in my bed with candy and beer bottles all around me and i dont know where any of it came from. I love valentines day.
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