its like she was born with a silver dick in her mouth
So, we're going at it on the sink when a German kid walks in and starts brushing his teeth. I love hostel sex.
I'm still in shock that he came by my house for five minutes dropped off a Teddy bear and went to the strip club on valentines day
I was batman and I saved her. Then we had sex on a rooftop.
My first sex dream, I blew myself. Yours definitely wins.
judging by my wet hair I would guess I showered at the bartenders apt last night?
I think I just got a contact from my own exhale. Def dying.
I also just told a guy I was available for counseling in case he needed to 'bang' things out. I've become a monster.
It is a sign that I need a fresh start when Kelly Clarksons new album tells the story of my life.
This may have to wait till tomorrow. I smoked so my back wouldn't hurt and I overshot relaxed by like 4 hits casually
Just walked in and got handed a drink. Good service
I wiped my ass with some girl's sock, I would honestly admit if I hate Caitlin's sandwich.
Well he had a nice beard and it smelled good so there was no way I wasn’t going home with him.
part of it says your brother mayyyy have put his lips on my vagina
What happened last night? All I know is that I walked into class this morning and everyone was chanting my name.
He told me he would make me come so hard I would throw up. I'm actually horrified that he thinks that's something any person would want
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