giving a blow job on a jetski isn't as easy as it sounds.
So I was gonna stay in tonight but the president got me motivated! I will not quit. Bars here I come.
It's chlamydia! Thank God!
so just saw tiger woods pull a page out of his wifes book and hit some kid in the head with a golf club
and then he publicly announced her herpes on facebook.
His rich uncle has six months to live. I feel pregnant.
Aw lol. Sounds like my masturbation injury last year
We sat in his closet and drank four loko out of my camelbak for an hour in the dark. You tell me how my night went.
That dog was the best thing i ever touched
I tried to light my cup as a bong. I'm done drinking
I will never look at a penis the same again. After that I will appreciate them so much more than I do. Makes me wanna kiss yours just for being pretty
I apparently ooze single. The second I left his house after break up sex five of my old booty calls text me
he told me I was hypnotizing him with my mouth so I guess I do give good head
Try sleeping with him.
Why is it that all my gay friends have that solution...
Cuz you will have an answer or have sex.
I like that they’re all named Christopher or Chris. No need to worry about moaning during!
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