Small penises have feelings too.
Remember back in the day when getting fingered in the movie theater was the best thing ever?
he's a bartender at a gay strip club. maybe he can work his magic. with getting u in, not gay magic.
Just saw a woman in a hospital gown with a Steelers jersey on top smoking a cigarette while hooked up to an IV outside of the hospital. I love Pittsburgh.
apparently he's bringing me two things i like. he said one was him and i'm assuming the other one is his penis
On an unrelated side note: I shall now attempt to crawl to the bathroom. Where I will lay motionless on the cold ceramic bathtub with hot water pouring over my shivering body as I desperately try not to vomit. Good day.
Also, just had a student offer to sell me Xanax. Want some? Just for like a rainy day. Or our memorial day shitshow. Or just another Wednesday night.
The only thought that went through my head was "that would be an absolute disaster" so of course I said yes
I may have to steal the boat sober, but I feel that would be harder to explain.
Kyle found me outside his apartment in the hallway. Said he didn't hear me knock bt smelled alcohol through the door. I'm sucha bitch to my liver
I remember grabbing your ass. So firm. So right. I don't regret it.
Well, I got drunk and told my family about what I expected sexually after a good first date.
Bank just called....we left my debit card in the ATM last night.
I slept with six men with different nationalities this week. Who says I'm not a woman of culture?
It was only a blow job in his car. It's the same as giving a friend a back rub.
Randomize
