I'm not a mortal combat character
but my vagina is
who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
He said he wanted to see my room, not my womb. It's a common mistake.
bro im too drunk for your spanish code words. did you fuck her or not.
You fell on your face and the waitress just brought you a fresh drink
In mid-threesome, need more condoms. Wearing a sheet to the gas station. I'll keep you posted
it is a toga and you are a goddess.
ASS. GYMANSTICS. OLYMPICS. NOW!!!
I respect your roll as DD and there're am required to respect your vehicle
Our motto for the night: BLACK OUT OR BACK OUT.
That's our motto every night.
Look, you don't know disfunction until you've sat on the john taking a shit and crying while totally sober.
How dare you not respond to me after opening up a picture of my bare breasts
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
Uhhh...I just found your 10 dollar bill in my bra. I owe you 10 dollars.
if anyone asks you the platypus in my bathtub is a gift...thats all anyone needs to know
Turns out the grown up version of seeing your teacher shopping is seeing your therapist is on tinder
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