do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
If I remember taking any of my finals after tomorrow night, it will not have been a successful night.
Is it weird I want to fuck the cartoon chick from e-surance??
Ah, I knew it wouldn't be long before my boobs were introduced into the conversation.
i seriously have like 9 pictures of people taking shots out of a vag on my camera....
She is putting glow sticks from her bedroom to the bathroom. She is calling it 'Being prepared'. God help us all tonight...
She greeted me with a new giants jersey and an opening day blowjob. this is true love.
i just declared my major based on how close the department building was to our apartment. laziness has been brought to a new level
Its not that it wasnt fun. Its just I got a tooth knocked out and that was my second time being arrested this year
Panda onesie. Pizza. Netflix. Wrapped up like a burrito. Screw you guys and your cute relationships THIS IS WHAT INFINITE HAPPINESS TASTES LIKE
Well, if it makes you feel any better I'll be drinking tequila and doing lines on Halloween. Just like old days.
He came all over her clothes we have to leave
Getting on a bus with a beer pong table. I am proof we can make this campus fun.
I don’t mind that he’s uncircumcised. It’s the fact that he talks about the Bible immediately after we have sex .
just made a presentation to 40 students and my professor about morals and ethical issues..still drunk. at 8am. I wish I could remember how it went.
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