i'm starting to get pissed at how pandora is trying to force coldplay on me
I was just making a list of the girls i have slept with and i can't remember your sisters name
Just watched Hilary Duff have a three-some on Gossip Girl...all I could imagine was that LIzzie Maguire cartoon girl freaking out above their heads
we put the last xanax in the middle and played hungry hungry hippos to see whod get it
fair is fair
the cool security guard showed me the video clip of how i sat criss-cross-applesauce on the elevator for 20 minutes last night
For the record it's 1026 and you told me I could leave you in the bathroom.
his blanket is still in the back seat of my car, its like a constant reminder of his small penis
I feel like I need to get a restraining order against him but I'd probably be the one to break it.
She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
She's trying to put on her dog muzzle on her self
It felt like Party Santa dropped by and gave us two more 18-packs.
I know where his drugs are but not my pants
MASS TEXT: Next weekend I will be in town for St. Patty's day. There will be a bonfire and liqour olympics. We will have booze but in order to participate it is byob. Upon arrival everyone will be asked to sign a waiver. I am not responsible for liver failure, death, loss of clothing or memory, bites, scratches, hickies, pregnancies, or any other for of injury you may obtain while participating. There will be ridiculous amounts of green glitter, be prepared to puke it up. ALSO WEAR SOMETHING GREEN OR YOU WILL BE PENALIZED!! AUTOMATIC 5 SHOTS. HAPPY GAMING!!!
She totals her lexus and all she wants is to have crazy wild sex.
Grabbed the cop's ass and he still arrested Heather instead. Victory is mine!!
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