Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
I successfully cooked a taquito with a lighter! My stomach hurts now tho.. im either guna blame it on the undercooked taquito or im feeling guily about porkin my brothers gf a lil bit ago
My family just suggested tequila shots. I had Vietnam style flashbacks.
I woke up on a futon with 2 stolen budwiesers in my purse, 5 extra bucks, a sucker stuck to my shoe, one sock, and a stolen copy of the zombie survival guide
please tell me this is not legit
You weren't a difficult drunk to take care of. I just had to stop you from plunging the toilet once or twice.
Stop. He threw up in front of Madison Square Garden security. Spit at the guys feet and grunted ughhh at him.
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
You convinced her to break up with her boyfriend, made out with her all night, got her to buy us all shots then went home with a different girl...
That explains the "i hate you" text. But the facebook deletion is a bit harsh
It's a delicate game of how much porn can I look at without the other interns noticing.
I need to hump something and I know u understand.
In case you're wondering where my head is at right now, it's wishing that I was getting laid and not having a debate about cheese.
I chugged that bitch with a dip in.
You somehow managed to be a man whilst drinking a Mike's Hard. I commend you.
Idk, but the girl in his story had really nice eyebrows and was singing The Climb. How about you CLIMB the fuck away from my man
FORGET THE EYEBROWS
I really wanted you to make me eggs this afternoon. I even wrote it on my hand to remind myself.
He was calculating the number of ceiling tiles when I was on top it was fucking rain man.
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