I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
It has come to my attention that I should apologize for myself and my friends
i am pregamming alone in my car. scale of 1-10 how alcoholic is that
im pretty sure thats an 11
You would only drink if the space jam soundtrack was playing, you thought it was hilarious that before every shot you said "y'all ready for this".
it's sunday funday. and also, who can outslut the other day.
Me and my vagina aren't speaking at the moment.
I am day drunk. Get ready to see my dick.
I don't remember, but I believe your goodnight phrase was "nice meeting you, thanks for not macing me"
The most adult decision I've mad today was Jameson or Fireball? It's been a successful Day
BUT DID YOU RIDE THAT DICK INTO THE SUNSET THO?
you tried to drunkinly do the backflip kick off of karate kid and broke the big screen
he told me that I'm basically going to be the mom of the house when they move in...i like to see it as being a MILF without the responsibility of real children
there's still a lot i don't remember, like why my iphone's nailed to your wall
What? No, wine isn't my weakness, I just love it.
I think I fell asleep on my pizza last night. Damn, I am sauccccy.
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