My cousin just told me i smelled good. She must like the smell of cum.
whore
Are you seriously picking mariokart over a blowjob? nott to sound like a bitch but seriously?
why the fuck does my google maps say i'm in punjab?!?!? u think it has to do with like...outsourcing?
I added "don't hook up with boys with girlfriends" to my new years resolution and realized how sad it was that it made me actually feel like a better person
Operation liquormelon is in full effect. We may die tonight.
My picture of a beer can in a McDonalds cup full of ice got more likes than my relationship with her. Is beer THAT much better than monogamy?
Can't. I took a Viagra to make sure I wouldnt leave the room so I might actually study.
There's a stoned dwarf chilling in the basement here. Maybe there are redeemable qualities about this place.
Looks like breakfast in bed is out the window. She can't get up because I "fucked her into paralysis." My stomach is not happy with my dick right now
If you're staying here tonight, you need to promise me you won't make another bonfire in the lounge room. My girl is still pissed about that.
Its a sick, sad, world when parents get more ass then you.
you just cant say you love him and then say you want to fuck your boss
I just moonwalked my socks off. THAT LAZY. THAT HIGH.
Is it customary to send a 'thank you card'to someone who gave you awesome oral as a gift at your housewarming party?
Are we allowed to ho on the roof?
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