why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
My balls are so social today.
you said you didn't feel like drinking anymore so you mixed vodka with your applesauce and ate it
Burger king has cupcake flavored milkshakes. God dammit America.
You told him that your vagina was the "King Crab" of all vagina's.
I can't decide who is the bigger alcoholic: you for opening that bottle of wine just now or me for hearing it in the other room over the air conditioner
Two words. Shotgunning Cognac.
This has already gotten way out of hand
Guess who won a bet and gets to name it Optimus prime if it's a boy
Nevermind. Totally worth it.
doing an easter egg hunt in a liquor store right now. i feel so adult
He's such a champ. He puked on purpose just so he'd be coherent enough to roll this blunt
When theres a zombie apocalypse, i will be the only fat survivor. I ate chef boyardi ravioli with part of a pen for a fork
i may have given a gay guy with a mohawk my number last night that said... "you are straight" omg so glad a whole year til my next birthday... also i hit myself in the face with a car door. nice.
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
you walked around drinking beer out of a plunger and telling people it was a goblet...
School supplies are right next to the margarita mix at target. Its a sign
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