I think I just saw someone hide a body.
Someone should tell Glenda that I only hang with her because she makes me look prettier.
it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
we're on our way back. she tried to pants the waiter again.
It's the eternal vodka... it never seems to go away
There are six slides. In going to pee in five of them. You have to guess which one to go down. Agree?
Agreed.
I'm not drunk because I think my blood just is alcohol from last night so being drunk is sober. If that makes sense
He's super sweet. I feel like I'm dating Elmo. If Elmo had a 7 incher
no it was not a "magical experience". After we dropped, he just sat there staring at my laptop going "apple makes beautiful things".
Well you should have thought of that before you were reckless with your butt
I'm sorry I pissed in your bedroom and then woke you up when I tried to jump off the balcony
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
Are you okay? You're not sitting at home on facebook. I'm worried about you.
my friends roomated asked me this morning if we went to mcdonalds last night and i had no idea...that is until i checked my purse and found half a mcdouble in it...
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