"Worlds Wildest Videos" should be called "Crazy White People"
I just saw a girl wearing a flannel shirt that would make 1992 cringe
For the record, a bath beer is far superior to a shower beer...
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
That's the last time you call me to prove to some girl at a bar that you're English. It's bad enough that you actually get to fuck them because of it without having to wake me up to seal the deal.
She is banging on the liquor store door begging them to let her come in.
A man pulled out his penis last night and when I said I wouldn't touch it, he said, "that's fine it just needs to breathe".
my roommate just showed me the scar on her forehead... that she got from a shake weight... That. just. happened.
Someone was asleep on the couch next to us and woke up. We paused and he yelled "gentlemen, behold! Sex!"
My dad, when he got home and saw me loading a bowl in the living room: "We have TWO beautiful balconies to get high on and you pick the couch?!"
I think I need to see a chiropractor after giving that blow job
I thought since you asked to see my dick I might as well say hi
orgy was averted by karaoke, thank god
Omg. I can't go on a date with this man. His kids are too ugly.
I heard Enya coming from steve’s room. I am too high to handle this sudden depth of character
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