No, we just ended up walking around in his pool high and singing songs by The Wiggles.
Note: footlong is not the password to the subway wi fi network.. p.s- im super high
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
ok so hold on... from what i hear... thank you... i'm sorry... and your welcome.
That's saying a lot from the girl who takes her liquor with her to the library
Oh I forgot to tell u. I hit someone with my car in the RiteAid parking lot. More like a nudge.
im trying to stop thinking of him and his amazing dick. every time i do i snap myself with a rubber band. classical conditioning at its finest...and you said i wouldnt learn anything from psychology.
Oh god I may vomit into the teacup of debauchery.
I realized after pounding back 151 and head banging into each other to "the drop" of that dub step song, that we weren't meant to have boyfriends at this point in time.
He just walked from his house to mine. Walked in and asked for a hug and then left.. And he's sober.
Now he's crying and asking for 'the cameras' to come out. The one cop is laughing
It was going great until he started saying "ooh kill em" under his breath with each thrust
Why did I wake up in bed with the ironing board and a Mariah Carey mask? Vodka hates me
I want an apology pizza with SORRY IM A DOUCHE spelled out on it in pepperoni
Strip club or gay bar tonight?
I am an emotionally compromised bisexual.
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