Apparently you walked through my house with your dress on your head
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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
My facebook horoscope today said I will have a little "confusion". Obviously astrology understands a blackout.
I had sex on an exercise ball. The inevitable has occurred.
She has no definite jawline and all of her photo's have Ke$ha quotes as captions followed by a "<3" Even by your standards that is embarrassing.
WHY AREWNT YOU HERE SO MUCH FUN STUFF DO IT GET IN CAR NOW caps lock
Blackout strip poker. Now. Bring flashlights because we found that candles are dangerous with nudity.
You said my dick was impressive. You thank someone when they say that. My momma raised a gentleman.
he just hooked up with some chick in a bedroom upstairs so I just went to sleep in the pantry closet...
I just did a booty-call caliber shave job in preparation for this weekend. Fuck being ladylike; I'm tryna get LAID-ylike
I feel like at this point in my life I should be dating someone who doesn't run out of all his money on Mondays and have to wait til fridy to buy his weed
Just got a 15 minute lecture from a drag queen about how bisexuality doesn't exist. Cher would be so disappointed in her.
99% of the contents of my handbag are ketchup packets and condoms. I feel that says a lot about me as a person.
I did a line off of, and then danced on top of a table older than this country.
Harvard is great.
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