Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
id be glad to
I didnt realize til after I got out of her apartment and into the lobby that we lived in the same building.
Let's just say a refrigerator got involved and after that I had to send him home.
Have you resumed life with the rest of the world yet or are you still huddled in the fetal position while wearing compression gear?
You ass. You're not the one who bought me flowers, so obviously you will not be the recipient of the blow job of gratitude.
Idk I somehow continue to get laid by pulling my dick out and reciting the 3 world country orphan kid commercials
My chest smells like french fries. Get at me attractive men.
she sent me a picture of dilf asleep in bed with the caption "what happened last night?"
QUIT RUINING DICK PICTURE DAY
What if everything solid was made of oreos and everything liquid was wine
I just got chills
I was so high I watched a 5 minute video of different scenes of horses running. The music was magical.
And I threw up 26 times yesterday. I actually think I threw up a spider too.
I was eating leftover taco bell in bed at 3 in the afternoon. I can't throw any stones
I dunno. The drunker I get, the easier econ gets. I may be onto something here.
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