I just walked by a ginger with a mullet. I repeat GINGER mullet. So help us God.
I think I'd rather ejaculate tabasco. You'd have to scrape out guacamole.
How do you get eyebrow wax out of your butthole region?
The fact that you aren't ashamed to ask that is the reason I will give you the answer. Under the sink there is a bottle of wax remover. Throw my waxing kit away as well.
The fact you even thought licking it would fix it boggles my mind
Well it worked
Not the point
I dig being used for consequence free sex. Not consequenceful sex.
Like... Chilling at home with a movie, hang out? Or have sexual intercourse in the backseat if his car, hang out?
Can you please tell him to stop calling me ma'am? I'm starting to remember what it's like to have self respect
My vagina supports interfraternal relations
WE SHOULD FUCK TWO GUYS THAT LIVE TOGETHER
THAT WOULD BE SO CONVENIENT WE COULD CARPOOL
Jasmine is diving into bushes again.
I got your flops too. But yeah you rolled off your raft a bunch of times so we had to ask the white trash squad to help you back on. You bit one of them
Just had sex in the room next to my parents. Heading back to school ASAP.
I found your missing hash cookies. Fuck you and I'm sorry but there are only 2 left. I already had the munchies.
We keep making plans but he keeps getting arrested. Such a tease
Lmao. K I'll be 100% honest. I was over at your place like 12 hours ago with your roommate. If I hadn't of been there then I'd take you up on your booty call offer. So. If you're not creeped out another time please?
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