is it bad that the only reason i knew what antidote meant in class today, was from years of playing pokemon?
Can we just schedule bi-weekly fucks and bypass all the bullshit?
Can we please just celebrate being alive this far into the school year and just get drunk?
Haha o man how much you've grown. From beer bonging wine and wearing cargo shorts to well, beer bonging beer and wearing cargo shorts
Dude i don't know we had to beg the bouncer to let us in because you were bleeding everywhere and he saw you run into a dumpster
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
I heard him say "bet you won't", look over 10 seconds later and she's blowing him.....looked eloquent under the glow of a camp fire.
Hey. Me and my buddy are drunk. you wanna give us tattoos of the hawaiian punch guy we shall pay very well. Seriously dude. no bull shit.
Honest to god.. She looks better fat. I never would have imagined those words coming out of my mouth, EVER.
Who am I sleeping next to in your bed? Where are you? Also when are you coming home... I need coffee.
My life is sponsored by tidy cat kitty litter, Bacardi rum, and plan b.
It's all fun and games until you have to pay the bar tab.
I went down on her on the dining room table. That should count for something.
If I'm getting through this pandemic I'm doing it drunk.
She picked a quarter off the floor, kissed it "for luck" and won the $20,000 jackpot. She bought dinner and stayed sober to drive us home. This is a typical example of a visit with my sister.
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